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This journal proves that I am a deeply totured soul
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Created on 2002-05-16 15:21:57 (#561620), last updated 2009-04-28
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Basic Info| Name: | Your journal is unoriginal |
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| Birthdate: | 07-03 |
| Location: | chico/davis/santa cruz, California, United States |
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emosucksgocry@hotmail.com BioVin Diesel has agreed to star in Britain's National Theatre's new production of Hamlet if they allow him to have sole creative control and cut through all "that whiny bullshit". His version will consist of one line of dialogue. While restraining uncle Claudius in a headlock, Hamlet growls, "You should have ghosted me when you had the chance, motherfucker!" He then disembowels all the male characters with his thumbs. In the next scene, he steals inside Gertrude's bedroom and skullfucks mother in her sleep. Finally, he fleshes out the rest of the play by giving Ophelia a four and a half hour orgasm that lasts till the end of Act V. The rest is silence.
I never thought I'd be one of those kids, but most of my journal is friends only.
I never thought I'd be one of those kids, but most of my journal is friends only.
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